10 Ways To Tell You’re Leveling Too Slowly In World of Warcraft
Its human nature to compare ourselves to everyone else. My neighbor has a better car…. my brother has a bigger plasma tv… my clan mates level way faster than me… and so on.
We compare ourselves to others each and every day.
So how can we tell if we’re leveling slowly compared to everyone else? (hint: this is just a bit of humor and not meant to be serious!)
- You harbor deep feelings of frustration and hatred towards those “cheats” who are higher level than you.
- Your /played time is mistaken for the closest estimation of the age of the solar system.
- You took a few moments to remember what age you were last week… but yesterday when someone asked your level, you knew it instantly (and you’re not level 80!).
- You know all the NPC’s in (insert zone here) by name and feel like they’re close members of your family.
- You feel a great sense of dread, fear, and uncertainty when its time to leave your current leveling area.
- When someone asks how many blues you’re carrying, you think they’re talking about music and congratulate them for their sophisticated taste in music.
- You’ve met and encountered only one type of wild animal each, and think you’ve made a miraculous discovery when you meet a “savage” bear.
- You’ve staked out a home in your favorite corner of the zone where you “grew up”. Leaving here would be like moving to a new country.
- You contemplate quitting because you’ve started 10 different characters who’ve “never gone anywhere”. In other words, once you hit 20 leveling became so slow you started over… again and again!
- You know the noob zones so well you contemplate writing a leveling guide… off the top of your head.
Got any other good signs you’re leveling slowly? Write me a comment below!
Want to speed your leveling up so you can make fun of others like I’m prone to do from time to time? Well, I’m currently using Dave “Dugi” Farrel’s recently updated, automated, and now even faster leveling guide. Do yourself a favor and check out his gold guide while you’re there, too!
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What a hilarious list! If you’ll go to my site, you’ll see one that… well it comes close to being polar opposite of yours.